THAT WAS THE TWIST!
EARLY TO BED AND YOu’LL MISS ALL THE FuN
- ▲: I HAVE REPLACED YOUR PARENTAL FIGURE.
- ▼: MOTHER?
- ▼: IS YOUR CAPS LOCK STUCK?
- ▲: I WILL FORCE FEED YOU PUPPIES.
- ▼: BUT I LOVE PUPPIES
- ▼: YOU DO NOT HAVE TO FORCE FEED ME
- ▲: I DO WHAT I PLEASE.
- ▼: MOTHER YOU ARE ACTING VERY STRANGE.
- ▼: HAVE YOU GOTTEN INTO THE SOPOR.
- ▲: I AM NOT YOUR MOTHER. I AM YOUR NEW PARENTAL FIGURE.
- ▼: BUT YOU LOOK LIKE MY MOTHER.
- ▲: I'M MOTHERFUCKING LORD ENGLISH.
- ▼: OH.
- ▼: YES, YOUR GREEN DID LOOK SLIGHTLY OFF.
- ▼: I APOLOGIZE FOR THE MISUNDERSTANDING.
- ▼: THOUGH I WOULD LIKE SOME PUPPIES NOW.
- ▼: IF YOU HAVE THEM.
- ▼: THOUGH I BELIEVE YOU ARE PROBABLY NOT AS GOOD AT TOASTING THEM AS MY MOTHER.
- ▼: SHE TOASTS THE BEST PUPPIES.
- ▼: THE SKIN IS SO CRISP.
- ▼: MOTHER'S COOKING IS THE BEST.
- ▲: NO, I WAS GOING TO MAKE YOU EAT LIVE PUPPIES.
- ▼: HM.
- ▼: I HAVE NEVER HAD SUCH A DELICACY.
- ▲: WITH LIVE KITTENS.
- ▼: WHERE DID YOU MANAGE TO FIND KITTENS?
- ▲: AND A GIANT ISOPOD.
- ▼: THEY ARE SO EXPENSIVE.
- ▼: ESPECIALLY IN THIS SEASON.
- ▼: FANTASTIC.
- ▼: I SHALL SET THE TABLE.
- ▲: WONDERFUL!
- ▲: EXCELLENT!
- ▲: MARVELOUS!
- ▼: SO MOTHERFUCKING LORD ENGLISH.
- ▼: WHAT IS YOUR LINE OF WORK?
- ▼: I IMAGINE IT MUST BE SOMETHING WELL-PAYING TO AFFORD ALL OF THIS.
- ▲: I EAT UNIVERSES.
- ▼: FASCINATING.
- ▲: I GET ALL THE THINGS FROM THEM.
- ▼: ALL THE THINGS?
- ▲: ALL THE THINGS, YES.
- ▼: HM.
- ▼: SOUNDS LIKE AN INTERESTING LINE OF WORK.
- ▼: THOUGH I WONDER WHY YOU WISH TO EAT PUPPIES AND KITTENS WHEN YOU HAVE ALREADY EATEN AN ENTIRE UNIVERSE RECENTLY.
- ▼: I WOULD IMAGINE AFTER EATING A UNIVERSE ONE WOULD BE QUITE FULL.
- ▲: ONE CAN NEVER BE QUITE FULL!
- ▲: WELL, ME, ANYWAYS.
- ▼: AND YET YOU KEEP YOUR FIGURE.
- ▼: YOU MUST HAVE THE METABOLISM OF A GOD.
- ▲: YES, OBVIOUSLY. I MEAN, LOOK AT MY BODY. LOOK AT THE MUSCLES!
- ▼: INDEED.
- ▲: INDEED!
- ▼: THESE PUPPIES ARE DELICIOUS.
- ▲: YES THEY ARE!
- ▼: I DO ENJOY PUPPIES.
- ▲: HAVE YOU TRIED THE GIANT ISOPOD?
- ▼: OH NOT YET.
- ▼: CAN YOU GIVE ME A KNIFE? I'M AFRAID MY JAW CANNOT UNHINGE AS YOURS CAN.
- ▲: HERE YOU GO! THE FINEST AND SHARPEST KNIFE I COULD FIND!
- ▼: OH.
- ▼: OW.
- ▼: ...
- ▼: IT SEEMS TO BE SLICING THROUGH THE FLOOR.
- ▼: HOW DEEP DOES THIS HOLE GO?
- ▲: AS DEEP AS YOU CAN IMAGINE!
- ▼: THAT IS QUITE DEEP!
- ▼: THOUGH IT DOES NOT SOLVE THE PROBLEM OF THE GIANT ISOPOD AND MY STATICALLY HINGED JAW...
- ▲: OH, DO NOT WORRY. FOR I HAVE ALREADY CUT IT WHILE THE KNIFE WAS SLICING THROUGH THE FLOOR.
- ▼: HM
- ▼: THEN WHAT WAS THE KNIFE FOR?
- ▼: ...AH
- ▲: FOR SHOW!
- ▼: MY HAND SEEMS TO BE BLEEDING.
- ▲: WHAT???
- ▼: ...
- ▼: IT SEEMS BEING CUT ON THE MOLECULAR LEVEL IS NOT SOMETHING MY SKIN CAN WITHSTAND?
- ▼: OH MY.
- ▼: ...
- ▼: ARE THOSE LIGAMENTS.
- ▼: THAT... THAT IS NOT GOOD.
- ▲: OH MY!
- ▲: LET ME TRY SO-
- ▲: I APPEAR TO HAVE RIPPED YOUR ARM OFF.
- ▼: WELL.
- ▼: I FEEL VERY FAINT.
- ▼: PERHAPS I SHOULD LIE DOWN.
- ▲: YES, YOU SHOULD.
- ▼: UH.
- ▼: JUST ON THIS CARPET HERE.
- ▼: NOW.
- ▼: ...
- ▲: IT'S FINE, THE BLOOD WON'T SHOW.
- ▲: I DO LOVE THOSE PERSIAN RUGS.
- ▲: AT LEAST, I THINK THEY'RE PERSIAN.
- ▼: I AM NOT SURE. YOU SEEM THAT YOU WOULD KNOW BETTER, BEING A CONNOISUER OF UNIVERSES
- ▼: AND WOULD KNOW WHERE PERSIA IS.
- ▼: ...DESPITE THE RUGS, IT IS QUITE COLD...
- ▲: STRANGE... I THOUGHT I HAD THE HEATER ON...
- ▲: OH, IT IS.
- ▼: HNG...
- ▲: OH? WHAT IS IT?
- ▼: I THINK I MAY BE DYING.
- ▼: I APOLOGIZE
- ▼: THIS IS VERY RUDE TO DO IN THE MIDDLE OF DINNER.
- ▲: NO, NO, I MUST APOLOGIZE, I WAS THE ONE THAT RIPPED YOUR ARM OFF.
- ▼: OH. WELL.
- ▼: I SUPPOSE THAT IS TRUE...
- ▲: WELL, ANYTHING YOU WANT AS YOUR DYING WISH?
- ▼: I AM NOT SURE.
- ▼: I AM NOT SO GOOD AT BEING PUT ON THE SPOT LIKE THIS.
- ▼: PERHAPS EAT MY UNIVERSE NEXT?
- ▼: IT WAS NOT SO GREAT.
- ▲: IT'S A DEAL.
- ▼: THANK YOU.
- ▼: AH.
- ▼: I THINK I WILL FINISH GOING INTO SHOCK NOW.
- ▲: YOU'RE WELCOME.
- ▼: FAREWELL.
- ▲: GOODBYE.
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Now I know his ways.
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